Zebur Mercan is 121 years old and hails from a little known goat herding town called Kuzcek in Khazikastan. Zebur has had a varied interest in paragliding. He started out in accuracy paragliding, but after one of his friends mocked him for being a twat, Zebur gave up accuracy and concentrated instead on cross country. During one of Zeburs cross country flights he had an epiphany, he says of that moment "I wanted to understand paragliding as a whole not just one discipline but all of them so that i better understand this beautiful sport", he went onto to say, "my wife is dead.. high five!"Unfortunately this was true and Zeburs wife had infact been eaten by a panda bear. Zebur was overjoyed. He gave up his job as the village crime fighter/abortionist and came to Scotland for the stable weather and reputed 340 flyable days a year. Zebur is currently pissed right off and has written a strongly worded letter to the village travel agent.
Zebur Mercan is 121 years old and hails from a little known goat herding town called Kuzcek in Khazikastan. Zebur has had a varied interest in paragliding. He started out in accuracy paragliding, but after one of his friends mocked him for being a twat, Zebur gave up accuracy and concentrated instead on cross country. During one of Zeburs cross country flights he had an epiphany, he says of that moment "I wanted to understand paragliding as a whole not just one discipline but all of them so that i better understand this beautiful sport", he went onto to say, "my wife is dead.. high five!"
Unfortunately this was true and Zeburs wife had infact been eaten by a panda bear. Zebur was overjoyed. He gave up his job as the village crime fighter/abortionist and came to Scotland for the stable weather and reputed 340 flyable days a year. Zebur is currently pissed right off and has written a strongly worded letter to the village travel agent.
High Five!!
Zebur
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Stubbsy is 49 years old and has been paragliding for nearly 3 weeks. Terry took up acro paragliding by accident when his brakeline got tangled up in his mullet..Although devilishly handsome and incredibly charming, Terry has had really bad luck with women - he continued with Acro Paragliding (despite being f*cking awful at it) because Adam told him he would get more "love action" with the ladies. He is still waiting on that perfect lady but says he is not in any rush and is not desperate.. ..... however, if you are a woman (preferably), with low expectations (definitely), then please send Terry a naked picture of yourself.. thanks in advance!
Stubbsy is 49 years old and has been paragliding for nearly 3 weeks. Terry took up acro paragliding by accident when his brakeline got tangled up in his mullet..
Although devilishly handsome and incredibly charming, Terry has had really bad luck with women - he continued with Acro Paragliding (despite being f*cking awful at it) because Adam told him he would get more "love action" with the ladies.
He is still waiting on that perfect lady but says he is not in any rush and is not desperate.. ..... however, if you are a woman (preferably), with low expectations (definitely), then please send Terry a naked picture of yourself.. thanks in advance!
Terry
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Steve Gyomrey is the youngest member of Antigravity Acro Team at only 10 years of age. Despite this young age, he is wordly wise (and embittered with life). Steve's parents were killed in a tragic ping pong accident when he was just 6 years old and he was forced to move to Thailand to live with his Uncle Gary. Young Steven moved back to the UK in 2008 and bought a 6 bedroomed mansion in Skegness. Late in 2009 he travelled to Scotland where he watched Terry and Zebur get chased down by 5 stunningly beautiful Acro groupies. Steve says of that day.... "I thought wow!! I don't really like Acro paragliding but if it gets you this much puntang then count me fucking in!" Steve paid the boys a £2000 bribe to join the Antigravity Acro Team. Terry owed some drug dealers money so the rest is history.
Steve Gyomrey is the youngest member of Antigravity Acro Team at only 10 years of age. Despite this young age, he is wordly wise (and embittered with life). Steve's parents were killed in a tragic ping pong accident when he was just 6 years old and he was forced to move to Thailand to live with his Uncle Gary.
Young Steven moved back to the UK in 2008 and bought a 6 bedroomed mansion in Skegness.
Late in 2009 he travelled to Scotland where he watched Terry and Zebur get chased down by 5 stunningly beautiful Acro groupies. Steve says of that day.... "I thought wow!! I don't really like Acro paragliding but if it gets you this much puntang then count me fucking in!" Steve paid the boys a £2000 bribe to join the Antigravity Acro Team. Terry owed some drug dealers money so the rest is history.
Steve
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Martin Cowley, formely know as Grand Master Yang of the fighting Shaolin scuba warriors dynasty, is the latest addition to the AAT. His family were assinated by 8 ninja's from the neighbouring Foo Kof Panda Ninja Clan and Martin vowed a bloody revenge.. His thirst for revenge took him all over the world looking for the killers of his family. His final hunt for the last Ninja, (Luf Yu Lang Tym) he came across paragliding. Martin already knew he wanted to do acro paragliding. It was a calling, a calling that has taken him all over Essex in his quest to learn acro. Martin is already mastered b-line stall and big ears and it is with great joy that we welcome Martin to our team (he threatened to kill us).
Martin Cowley, formely know as Grand Master Yang of the fighting Shaolin scuba warriors dynasty, is the latest addition to the AAT.
His family were assinated by 8 ninja's from the neighbouring Foo Kof Panda Ninja Clan and Martin vowed a bloody revenge.. His thirst for revenge took him all over the world looking for the killers of his family. His final hunt for the last Ninja, (Luf Yu Lang Tym) he came across paragliding.
Martin already knew he wanted to do acro paragliding. It was a calling, a calling that has taken him all over Essex in his quest to learn acro. Martin is already mastered b-line stall and big ears and it is with great joy that we welcome Martin to our team (he threatened to kill us).
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