Zebur Mercan is 121 years old and hails from a little known goat herding town called Kuzcek in Khazikastan. Zebur has had a varied interest in paragliding. He started out in accuracy paragliding, but after one of his friends mocked him for being a twat, Zebur gave up accuracy and concentrated instead on cross country. During one of Zeburs cross country flights he had an epiphany, he says of that moment "I wanted to understand paragliding as a whole not just one discipline but all of them so that i better understand this beautiful sport", he went onto to say, "my waaf is dead.. high five!"Unfortunately this was true and Zeburs wife had infact been eaten by a bear. Zebur was overjoyed. He gave up his job as the village crime fighter/abortionist and came to Scotland for the stable weather and reputed 340 flyable days a year. Zebur is currently pissed right off and has written a strongly worded letter to the village travel agent.
Zebur Mercan is 121 years old and hails from a little known goat herding town called Kuzcek in Khazikastan. Zebur has had a varied interest in paragliding. He started out in accuracy paragliding, but after one of his friends mocked him for being a twat, Zebur gave up accuracy and concentrated instead on cross country. During one of Zeburs cross country flights he had an epiphany, he says of that moment "I wanted to understand paragliding as a whole not just one discipline but all of them so that i better understand this beautiful sport", he went onto to say, "my waaf is dead.. high five!"
Unfortunately this was true and Zeburs wife had infact been eaten by a bear. Zebur was overjoyed. He gave up his job as the village crime fighter/abortionist and came to Scotland for the stable weather and reputed 340 flyable days a year. Zebur is currently pissed right off and has written a strongly worded letter to the village travel agent.
High Five!!
Zebur
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Terry is 34 years old and has been paragliding for nearly 3 weeks. Terry took up acro paragliding by accident when his brakeline got tangled up in his beautiful hair..Although devilishly handsome and incredibly charming, Terry has had really bad luck with women - he continued with Acro Paragliding (despite being totally shit ) because Zebur told him he would get more "action" with the ladies. He is still waiting on that perfect lady but says he is not in any rush and is not desperate.. ..... however, if you are a woman (preferably), with low expectations (definitely), then please send Terry a naked picture of yourself to: HMP Saughton, Edinburgh.. thanks in advance!
Terry is 34 years old and has been paragliding for nearly 3 weeks. Terry took up acro paragliding by accident when his brakeline got tangled up in his beautiful hair..
Although devilishly handsome and incredibly charming, Terry has had really bad luck with women - he continued with Acro Paragliding (despite being totally shit ) because Zebur told him he would get more "action" with the ladies.
He is still waiting on that perfect lady but says he is not in any rush and is not desperate.. ..... however, if you are a woman (preferably), with low expectations (definitely), then please send Terry a naked picture of yourself to: HMP Saughton, Edinburgh.. thanks in advance!
Terry
The Sick and the Wrong
Martin Cowley, formely know as Grand Master Yang of the fighting Shaolin scuba warrior dynasty is the latest addition to the AAT. Martin's family were assinated by 8 ninja's from the neighbouring FooKof Clan and Martin vowed a bloody revenge.. His thirst for blood took him all over the world... but mostly he was in Newcastle chasing girls and gambling money. Martin already knew he wanted to do acro paragliding. It was his destiny. Martin has already mastered taking off safely and so with another bribe in our pockets ..it is with great joy that we welcome Martin to our team
Martin Cowley, formely know as Grand Master Yang of the fighting Shaolin scuba warrior dynasty is the latest addition to the AAT.
Martin's family were assinated by 8 ninja's from the neighbouring FooKof Clan and Martin vowed a bloody revenge.. His thirst for blood took him all over the world... but mostly he was in Newcastle chasing girls and gambling money.
Martin already knew he wanted to do acro paragliding. It was his destiny. Martin has already mastered taking off safely and so with another bribe in our pockets ..it is with great joy that we welcome Martin to our team
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